Royal couple ‘not sure what they did with the other one’

A proud Prince William stood on the steps outside Kensington Palace holding the new Royal baby and thanked everyone for their kind wishes and thoughts.

The heir to the throne expressed his joy at becoming a father for the second time but when asked by wellwishers how their first child was coping he had to admit he couldn’t remember for sure what they had done with it but it was probably around here somewhere.

He said he vaguely remembers handing it over to some sort of nurse or maybe it was a bursar or a valet or gamekeeper or something just after the first photo op but couldn’t honestly say exactly where the Prince (or was it a Princess) was being kept right now.

Prince William said he wasn’t duly concerned about the child’s whereabouts and said he/she would probably turn up again in about 17 or 18 years time ‘demanding their own castle or shire or whatever teenagers of that age bang on about’ quipped the Prince.

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