Refugee nearly managed to cancel Sky

A Syrian refugee said that he came so close to cancelling his Sky TV contract that he could see the light at the end of the tunnel.

A spokesman for Sky said ‘This was an extremely rare event; obviously, we don’t want anyone to cancel their opportunity to view the best of American TV interspersed with endless adverts for gambling, loans and incontinence pads. So we have put in place many security measures, including trip wires, air tight doors and automatically extending contracts. However, we can’t be complacent and there will be an urgent enquiry about how someone got this close to the call centre operative dusting off the “cancel” button.’

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2015 by

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