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Swarm of British migrants ‘ruining’ Greek island
EU leaders have warned that a surging tide of migrants from Britain is threatening to overwhelm the Greek island of Kos. [read...]
Daily Archives: August 17, 2015
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Prescott turns down James Bond as ‘too misogynisticatal’
John Prescott has declined the role of James Bond because he felt the role was ‘a bit sexist’ and ‘lacked the scholasticated gravitas’ he would naturally bring to any performance, despite the inevitability of any public ballot for the role means that fans will overwhelmingly vote for him, [read...]
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Stop photobombing our pictures, paparazzi tell Prince George
In an open letter to the Royal Family, the world’s paparazzi have demanded that Prince George stop ruining their attempts to photograph London’s landscapes. The camera-obsessed child has repeatedly interrupted journalists, demanding they capture shots of his ‘new gym bod’ [read...]
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Raid at Sir Cliff Richard’s house found ‘disturbing calendar images’
Some images classified ‘totally gross’. [read...]
