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Brewery Labour couldn’t organise a piss-up in to be reorganised.
A huge brewery venue in London that is set to hold an enormous piss-up for the Labour party is to be reorganised, so that fewer supporters are invited in future. [read...]
Daily Archives: August 20, 2015
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Darth Vader ‘gutted’ Jeremy Corbyn has forgotten him
‘He holidayed on the Death Star, I let him destroy a planet’, sobbed Lord Vader. ‘He even asked if I could lend it him to deal with a ‘pesky’ nation he was bothered about. I’ll vote Tory next time – they never forget a friendly tyrant.’ [read...]
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Jeremy Hunt ‘suffering from meddling-citis, doctors say
The General Medical Council has today declared that Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt is suffering from a disease dubbed ‘meddling-citis’, a pathological inability to keep out of affairs of others who really do know better. To treat this, [read...]
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Babies to be fitted with snooze buttons
Design failure finally rectified [read...]