Paloma Faith, also known as Pal Owe Woooo Whoa, Woo Whoa Marrrrr Fay Yee Yaith – has been warned that’s she’s over doing the vocal histrionics in her Rugby World Cup singing, so much so that even The Council Of White People Trying to Sound Soulful has sent an urgent letter to Ms Fay Yee Yaith, urging her to ‘Tow Woo Whoan It Dow Oww Owwwoooooon a bit’.
‘Ittsa – ittsa, ittsa gedden reed ick yoooooooo Low wow wouse,’ said a spokesman. ‘You should do that extending words indefinitely in moderation. I said Modder, I said Modder, I said Modder Ray eee yay eee Yay Shunnn ah! – Yeah.’