Daily Archives: September 29, 2015

NASA faked water on Mars to help Matt Damon

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News In Brief
September 29, 2015

NASA has admitted that it spent billions of dollars fabricating images of salt deposits on the planet Mars purely to bump ticket sales for Ridley Scott’s ‘The Martian’, though it has drawn a blank in fabricating acting talent for its star, [read...]

Jeremy Corbyn to replace Jeremy Kyle

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News In Brief
September 29, 2015

‘Apparently Jeremy Corbyn wants to try and make the show less confrontational but I’m sure we can talk him out of that,’ said an ITV spokesman. ‘He also wants the audience to write in with their questions, [read...]

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Outrage as unholy strain of myxomatosis introduced into Meerkovo

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From The Archives
September 29, 2015

We are all dying, simples [read...]