Jamaica lists itself on SeekingReparations.com

The Caribbean island of Jamaica has uploaded a profile to SeekingReparations.com, the website which allows poor but attractive countries to seek financial support from older, richer ones. Describing itself as ‘warm, sunny and friendly, with curves in all the right places’, the island said it had been hurt before but was ready to trust again if the right former colonial power came along.

In return for a mutually agreed level of regular financial support, Jamaica promised that its benefactor would receive all the sugar it could possibly want, stressing that this is not a euphemism. Asked whether it wasn’t wrong to take advantage of the guilty conscience of confused elderly countries who probably think you really love them, the Prime Minister of Jamaica replied: ‘I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the engine of my new Mercedes’.


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Posted: Sep 30th, 2015 by

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