Corbyn will engage enemy in interpretative dance if elected PM

Jeremy Corbyn has stated his defence policy, in the event that he is Prime Minister at the outbreak of a World War, will be to engage the enemy in interpretive dance. ‘We have a strong history of providing strong dancers, as evidenced by Strictly Come Dancing, and I feel that we could defeat any enemy hands down,’ he stated.

Critics are unconvinced that an armed forces led by octogenarian Bruce Forsyth, backed by political advisor/dancers John Sergant and Ann Widdicombe would provide a suitable defence against the likes of the Bolshoi Ballet unless the US bailed them out with street break-dancing teams. As a contingency, the MoD has put Diversity on notice of call up to train troops ‘as soon as we can get them released from their Butlins contract’.

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