Computer specialists are running out of options for making the bleeding obvious sound like a work of genius, generated by an elite race of VIP human. Data scientists say there are only a few more ludicrous variations they can create out of existing terms, before they are forced to admit it was all a ‘Jedi mind trick’.
‘We have to de-limitise the truncationalisation process,’ said Todd R Slicker, Chief Evangeliser of Complicationaliseationment, public-bullshit, private-nonsense and hybrid-cloud- cobblers (Europe and Freedonian Branch). ‘Put simply, he have to de-simple-ise the ocean boil paradigm.’
