Speaking from her youth detention centre in Feltham, Danielle Barnes says still believes in the notion of fate. The expectant 16 year-old said she trusts that all events in her life, including an appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show, has been predestined. ‘If I’ve learnt anything from the works of Sophocles,’ explained her community liason officer. ‘Danielle’s life is building towards an unforgettable climax’.
Meanwhile Danielle’s friends are confident her stoic approach and crack-addled ramblings will help her through the forthcoming judicial process alleging a number of stolen cars. Danielle said: ‘It’s just all meant to be. I bloody know it. From the paternity test proving Gaz was the father, to the fight with that fucking bitch Jade outside Lidl; it’s all been part of the plan. I honestly don’t feel like I’ve put a foot wrong in fulfilling my destiny’.