Daily Archives: October 27, 2015

Sausage patches to be made available on the NHS

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Health
October 27, 2015

Following the revelation that eating sausages, bacon and anything else representing a decent breakfast, the NHS has agreed to support those addicted to meat designated as dangerous as smoking, arsenic and watching Britain’s Got Talent. [read...]

Palestinians also responsible for Kraftwerk, claims Netanyahu

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News In Brief
October 27, 2015

‘Don’t be fooled by these lyrics referencing autobahns and the Tour de France,’ he continued, ‘These men have never left the occupied territories. Not that they are occupied, of course…’ [read...]