New Lloyd-Webber musical ‘Evader’ crosses the Atlantic

Lord Andrew Lloyd-Webber has flown from New York to London to oversee the transfer of his latest hit musical, ‘Evader’. The show tells the story of a humble billionaire who, despite going to great lengths to avoid paying tax on his vast fortune, is happy to reduce the tax credits the poorest depend on to survive.

Based on ‘Old Possum’s Book of Self-Centred Twats’, the show sees Lloyd-Webber depart from his usual creative process, cannibalising his own back catalogue rather than other people’s. The opening number sees the anti-hero set out his reasons for his actions.

Memory

Absolutely no memory

Of when I wasn’t wealthy

So I don’t give a f*ck

The scene then switches to London, as the leader of the House of Lords tries to persuade him not to make the journey.

Don’t fly for us, Lord Lloyd-Webber

The truth is that even with you

We’d lose the ballot

So why risk jetlag?

Just stay on Broadway

You greasy sh*tbag

There follows a chorus number, as the tax authorities of several countries join forces to try get round his various tax avoidance schemes.

We don’t know how to tax him

Where he lives, or where his cash is

He’s a man, he’s just a man

But he pays less tax than Vodafone

So why can’t we find out

How much he owns?

Our hero is by this time forced to wear a mask covering half his face whenever he appears in public, prompting the assembled company to cry ‘Why only half?’

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