A small number may moan that Tory councils are putting up their Autumn Statement street lights and decorations earlier and earlier each year. However, the majority of the public are getting into the festive austerity cheer. [read...]
Young Conservatives in the North have expressed dismay at instructions from Conservative Central Office to destroy the morale of tramps by burning £50 notes in front of them. [read...]
The world has been placed on a heightened security alert following reports that New Age terrorists have harnessed the power of homeopathy for evil. ‘Homeopathic weapons represent a major threat to world peace,’ said President Barack Obama, [read...]
