In a move described by some as ‘inspired’ and others as ‘madder than a bag of squirrels’; Secretary of State for Transport Patrick Mcloughlin has revealed that the Airports Commission have suggested a hybrid solution to the issue of expanding either Heathrow or Gatwick Airport. [read...]
Cereal makers were up in almonds today as the government rolled oat proposals to introduce standardised plain packaging for some of the most ludicrously tasty morning meals. The move comes after a review of the health risks linked to the delicious suger-laden snacks found some to be so dangerous they even turn the milk brown. [read...]
Habitual small-time criminal Jed Simmonds admitted he had reached rock bottom after being caught shoplifting at Poundland, the high-street bargain basement store. [read...]
