A Chichester man has today realised his lifelong ambition – the successful avoidance of shit Christmas telly. ‘I’ve been dreaming of this day since I was a young boy.’ said Tim. ‘My teachers all said it was impossible, [read...]
‘From what he has said he seems, like me, to understand exactly what right-minded Americans are thinking. I think we would make a great team. Not since George W Bush and Dan Quayle has there been such a dynamic political combination.’ [read...]
Questions include ‘Are you a terrorist?’ ‘Does your vest contain large amounts of semtex?’ and ‘Do you have a funny-shaped beard?’ [read...]
Effort was being undermined by confusion about the rationale for the family’s continued involvement in the annual visits. [read...]
