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On reflection this was our ‘best year ever’ for corporate bullshit
As another bank avoids corporation tax, business leaders across the country should be proud of their prodigious output of meaningless twaddle during 2015. [read...]
Daily Archives: December 25, 2015
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Jammy bastards in Cumbria have perfect excuse to avoid Christmas
After flooding wrecked some houses in parts of Cumbria for a second or even a third time this month, local residents have been asked to spare a thought for others. Most of those in the merely soggy parts of Britain are facing up to a nightmarish Christmas Day in the hearts of their families. [read...]
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‘Home Alone’/’It’s a Wonderful Life’ schism irreconcilable
UN representatives have admitted to an impasse in negotiations for a lasting peace over television priorities during the festive period. Families have been split asunder, with a divide between cinematic-slapstick and filmic messages of love; [read...]
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World War III on the cards as Wikileaks reveals US Christmas list
The world’s military was put on standby earlier today following revelations regarding the US’s planned Christmas purchasing policy published on Wikileaks. [read...]