Oscar Nominations leader and frontier epic ‘The Revenant’ hits UK cinemas this weekend, but minus a scene where lead Leonardo DiCaprio delivers an off-script monologue, seemingly directly to the Academy voters in which he begs to be crowned winner at this year’s awards. [read...]
The debate on whether Donald Trump should be banned from entering the UK has ended with MPs casting a spell which will see the property tycoon roam the earth among the festering ranks of the undead until Judgement Day. [read...]
In a survey published today, the nation’s young (18-24) sexual criminals are looking forward to pursuing careers in the public eye: ‘just somewhere near the blindspot’. An unnamed respondent told us: ‘There is a new, [read...]
