News crews move in as smiling jogger spotted in London

The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was spotted by a tourist as she smirked her way across the Hyde Park, failing to wear a face like she was giving birth to a breach baby or a man having thumbscrews tightened on his testicles.

‘The sight of the ‘Happy jogger’ is virtually unknown,’ confirmed naturalist David Attenborough. ‘There is a story about a Peruvian pygmy in 1856 who was found to be whistling whilst running, but a full-blown smile has never been seen before.’

Rumours that the mystery smiling jogger was later seen in McDonalds, complimenting the chef on his ‘Superb chicken McNuggets’ have been dismissed by reporters as: ‘Pure fiction’.

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2016 by

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