A petshop in Ryde, Isle of Wight was plunged into crisis after a cockapoo poo-poo landed on a cockatoo. ‘Usually it’s the other way round,’ laughed Pets r Us owner Mick Smythe, ‘…as our resident cockatoo is allowed to fly round the shop and does try and dive bomb any mammals he sees.’
Meanwhile a neurotic crossbreed has been treated by attaching a felt tip pen to its tail to see whether the drawings it produces sheds light on its psychological state. The labradoodle doodle, however, was ‘inconclusive’. Meanwhile scientists in Shanklin have produced a rooster which does not crow the start of day. They are calling it a cockadoodledon’t.