Issuing of death certificate ‘long overdue’ says Lord Lucan

Forty-two years after his infamous disappearance Lord Lucan has resurfaced to complain about the length of time it has taken for the authorities to issue his death certificate. Using the Twitter name @thereallordlucan the peer wrote ’42 years for a death certificate?! Britain gone to the dogs! #iblamecorbyn LOL’.

Eighty-one year old Lucan also confirmed that none of the reported sightings of him since he vanished in 1974 were authentic and that he has been living in Britain the whole time. Lucan claims that during that time he was ‘hiding in plain sight’, living a hand-to-mouth existence and surfacing only occasionally to appear on ITV game show ‘Catchphrase’ and to stand as the Liberal Democrat candidate for constituency of Bootle at the last 3 General Elections.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2016 by

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