Wife blames Met Office as Storm Kevin rips through marital bed

A Surrey housewife has blamed the Met Office for her husband naming his ‘storms of flatulence’. Susan Richards was speaking after Storm Kevin was unleashed under the duvet this morning just before the alarm clock went off.

Last Sunday morning Storm Harry, Storm Ingrid and Storm Jackson all hit the marital bed before 9am. Mrs Richards said the effect was ‘devastating’, while her husband Mike Richards described Storm Ingrid as ‘a particularly fruity little number’.

A special warning has been issued for Saturday morning after forecasts of friends moving in from the west on Friday night to go out for a curry with the couple.

Stanley Mizaru

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2016 by

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