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Panic as Britain threatens to quit FIFA
Following decades of criticism of institutional corruption, the FA is proposing we protect our borders and chances of ‘winning’ by withdrawing from FIFA. [read...]
Daily Archives: February 29, 2016
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Academy member criticises lack of diversity in Oscar boycott
A leading member of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has attacked the lack of white actors taking part in the boycott of this year’s Oscar ceremony. ‘The list of actors boycotting the Oscars is predominantly black’ says 77 year old Academy member Larry Hansen. [read...]
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England football team enter into historic coalition with Germany
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has announced that the defeated England football team are to enter into coalition with Germany. Under the arrangement three England players will now join the German side although they will only be allowed to sit on the bench. [read...]
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BBC fires Wogan posthumously to divert attention from Savile mistakes
‘Let’s make one thing absolutely clear,’ BBC DG Tony Smythe told a press conference. ‘Once we heard the dreadful allegations about Saville, we did everything in our power to focus attention away from the million pound Christmas tribute we were preparing after his death.’ [read...]