In the first interview since Andy Murray celebrated the birth of his daughter, he has revealed that she is already frowning at a level far beyond her years. ‘We’re all really, really proud,’ he told the interviewer. [read...]
Buckingham Palace has announced that the Queen is to change her Regnal name to ‘Crossrail the First’ after consultations with Transport for London. This follows on from Kate Middleton changing her title the ‘Duchess of Cambridge’ [read...]
Mrs Clinton was rushed to Mount Rushmore hospital last night after it was found that her expression of triumphant and ineffable self satisfaction and fake exuberance had become frozen for a period exceeding four hours – [read...]
‘The Dear Leader has had it up to here with his neighbours,’ [read...]
