Queen to be renamed ‘Crossrail’ to save on signage costs


Buckingham Palace has announced that the Queen is to change her Regnal name to ‘Crossrail the First’ after consultations with Transport for London.  This follows on from Kate Middleton changing her title the ‘Duchess of Cambridge’ to ‘phwoar’, to simplify the Daily Telegraph’s narrative.

Explained a Buckingham Palace spokeswoman:  ‘Apparently, they had thousands of signs and millions of tube maps preprinted and it would be a bigger investment than 9 Trident submarines to change them all. So Her Majesty, Queen Crossrail, agreed to a simple name change to save the country from unnecessary costs’

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2016 by

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