The worlds first thumbless hitch-hiker is to be trialled in the UK later in the year, the Department of Transport has confirmed. It is hoped that future hitch-hikers will be able to stand at the side of the road with their hands in their pockets keeping their hands warm or have both hands free to support a heavy rucksack. [read...]
The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, is in talks with Marvel’s Agent of SHIELD to root out the Agents of Project Fear, the secret faction intent on launching the terrors of the outside world on Brexit supporters. [read...]
The ‘Baddies’, the lavish annual Terrorist & Evil Organisation awards ceremony, was celebrated last night at a secret underground lair somewhere in the Middle East. ISIS swept up many awards including Best Newcomer, Most Evil Act and the much-coveted Best Evil Organisation Name. [read...]
New ‘thumbs-up’ app to give a massive thumbs up [read...]
