The ‘Baddies’, the lavish annual Terrorist & Evil Organisation awards ceremony, was celebrated last night at a secret underground lair somewhere in the Middle East. ISIS swept up many awards including Best Newcomer, Most Evil Act and the much-coveted Best Evil Organisation Name.
In an emotional acceptance speech, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, de facto leader of ISIS, said: ‘Thank you all for inspiring us. Al-Qaeda, you were magnificent this year and we’ve loved working with you. Boko Haram, frankly you scare the crap out of me so who knows what the colonial imperialists are thinking. Eh? Am I right? Anyway, Allahu Akbar. A Jihad on you all. KIDDING!!’
There were shocks in come categories including the Most Evil Organisation which went to News International, with Rebekah Ward picking up the Baddie as Rupert Murdoch was on his honeymoon.