Tom Hiddleston ‘busy working on third facial expression’ say management

Hamilton Hodell management have confirmed that top client Tom Hiddleston will be taking a break from acting at the end of the year to work on a third facial expression.

Company execs say they are confident Tom will have mastered a third expression by the end of the year and the actor already has one eye on the forthcoming pantomime season. ‘At the moment he’s just got the two facial expressions; there’s the sad face look of someone who has just had their cat put down…and the other one… the satisfied grin of someone who has just found their car keys under a cushion. But a third facial expression will open up all sorts of career opportunities for Tom.  Go Compare ads, Dick Whittington, M&S underpants model…. you name it and Tom will be in the running.’

Mr Hiddleston declined to discuss the news with reporters as he left his house this morning, though he looked very sad, and then very satisfied.

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