Tories ban Bank Holidays to combat extreme weather

Following another Bank Holiday weekend washout, global-warming deniers cite the latest Easter Monday storm as ‘proof’ that extreme weather is not caused by global warming but is directly caused by British Bank Holidays.

“It is not just a coincidence that bad weather always occurs on Bank Holidays,” claims Cameron, “we predict that by cancelling Easter, May Day and the August Bank Holiday, the weather will improve significantly. Similar plans to cancel American Independence Day and Thanksgiving by USA presidential hopeful Donald Trump lend credibility to this theory.


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Posted: Mar 29th, 2016 by

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