All Yorkshire steelworkers to be retrained as sporting legends

proper sporty

The Government has realised that our greatest sporting triumphs can only be achieved by Yorkshiremen and women – such as Danny Willett’s 2016 Masters Golf victory, the 2015 Ashes winning Yorkshire County Cricket Club  and Bogsnorkelling World Record holder Haydn Pitchforth – meaning that all the unemployed are 100% guaranteed to become world class sportsmen and women.

Sadly, the majority of Tata redundancies are outside the Yorkshire region for ‘sporting excellence’ and fall near Port Talbort, in the less impressive ‘Welsh zone of mediocrity’.  A recent steel Government audit of Welsh sporting achievements consisted entirely of boring football manager Tony Pulis, professional adulterer Ryan Giggs and Ched Evans amateur fiddler.

Gary Baldy

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2016 by

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