Your EU leaflet in FULL

Makes plenty of sense

Why bother reading the paper-copy when you can view our online guide to the EU referendum (- also available in Esperanto and in the form of a fetching hat).

We also advise making a second copy and inserting ‘not’ into every sentence; this will provide balanced set of views upon which to base a judgment, unimpeded by facts of any kind.

[PLEASE NOTE: On no account try and wipe your arse with it – it doesn’t work]

 

WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE E.U.

  • It’s full of foreigners.
  • The EU’s language of choice is English…spoken loudly.
  • Its anthem was composed by ABBA.
  • All cheese, tax law and borders are Swiss (e.g. full of holes).

 

WHAT WILL STAYING IN EUROPE MEAN FOR ME?

  • A free migrant with every ‘In’ vote.
  • The EU is situated reassuringly close to the Russian border.
  • You become a tax-free millionaire.

 

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE BREXIT?

  • You become a tax-free millionaire.
  • The Raputure.
  • Nobody knows.
  • NOBODY KNOWS

 

REMEMBER

  • There’s no ‘YOU’ in ‘EU’
  • There’s no ‘I’ in ‘IN’

 

IF UNDECIDED

Why not help out the Ambulance Service by keeping handy some old socks, a stapler and a selection of homeopathic medicines?

Why not pamper yourself with homecare meant for the disabled – you know they don’t deserve it!

Or how about a tasty pigs head recipe?

http://columbusfoodadventures.com/2009/blog/experiments-with-the-momofuku-cookbook-pigs-head-torchon

 

 

(hat-tip The Writer’s Room – Dun Dunkin, Gerontius,

SimonJJames, Cinquecento, Sinnick, andyiong,

Dick Everyman,  Gary Baldy, etc]

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