In the aftermath of the Panama Papers, or ‘Ashley Madison for the Moneyed’, there has been a week of national celebrations of the Prime Minister’s discomfiture. However, it is becoming apparent that the public is growing weary of politicians waving their tax returns about. [read...]
The sudden and unexpected demise of American musician David Gest in Canary Wharf has sent the government department responsible for issuing ‘National Treasure’ status announcements into a tailspin. [read...]
A three year old boy, being referred to by local social services as ‘Baby Z’, has been removed from his £600,000 family home in West London, after neighbours reported overhearing conversations during which his parents openly discussed their future inability to demonstrate proper love for him through the gifting of cash and real estate. [read...]
An Isle of Wight resident was reportedly feeling particularly smug this week after the purchase of a Satellite Navigation system confirmed to him that all the routes he normally takes are exactly the one his Global Positioning system would recommend if he didn’t already know exactly where he was going. [read...]
