League agrees to cap Aston Villa at 30 points‏

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Alongside their decision to limit the cost of away tickets next season, football club owners have plan to ‘once and for all’ rid the Premiership of the embarrassment that is Aston Villa – although many feel Villa’s self-imposed limit on wins ‘may be enough’.  One fan agreed: ‘We also need to cap the number of Chelsea managers in a season and could raise the age-limit of girls available to Sunderland players’.

Premiership executives have said that if successful, a similar reduction could be placed Daniel Sturridge injuries, Louis van Gaal excuses and the amount of journalists permitted to ‘lick Jurgen Klopp’s arse’ in any one conference.  More controversial is the suggestion that we should cap England caps, starting with a retrospective punishment for goalkeeper, Rob Green.



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Posted: Apr 16th, 2016 by

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