Thousands of men who secretly play table-top games with little plastic figures, have had their details published online in the latest high profile web security breach – known as ‘Gamer-shaming’. [read...]
A group of human body parts, both gender-specific and universal, have joined to demand that the British people cease making analogies between them and the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne. [read...]
A spokesman for the Health Secretary confirmed that Junior Doctor’s had been following the Liverpool Pathway; referring to their controversial tendency to strike on any day ending in a ‘y': ‘We’ve assessed the NHS and believe adding more funding will only prolong the pain’. [read...]
A Downing Street spokesman told a press conference: ‘Look, I fully accept that making the wrong choice could be disastrous, but we firmly believe that, people with no flight experience and little or no grasp of the relevant information, [read...]
‘Our next target is to cure cancer with a series of awareness-raising magazines that engage the youth of the borough.’ [read...]
