Jeremy Hunt issues ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ order for NHS

Too late

A spokesman for the Health Secretary confirmed that Junior Doctor’s had been following the Liverpool Pathway; referring to their controversial tendency to strike on any day ending in a ‘y':  ‘We’ve assessed the NHS and believe adding more funding will only prolong the pain’.

Critics have argued that an intravenous injection of cash is the only way to save the Health Service, however senior Conservatives argue that all people with illnesses need to do is: ‘take a little cash out of the offshore fund daddy set up and go private – or curl up and die – their choice’.

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