Passengers should decide how airline pilots deal with emergencies

Who let them on

A Downing Street spokesman told a press conference: ‘Look, I fully accept that making the wrong choice could be disastrous, but we firmly believe that, people with no flight experience and little or no grasp of the relevant information, should be making the decisions. In a democracy, it’s not up to pilots to dictate what happens; the public should be consulted…though obviously not in things like reforming the electoral system by moving to PR.’

‘It’s all about consumer choice – and the consumer knows best; which is why I’ll be having Katie Price educate my children, Boaty McBoatface defend our borders and I’ll be having my appendix removed by a team of meerkats from the car advert’.


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Posted: May 5th, 2016 by

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