Wasteful reports into official incompetence to be counted as GDP

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As the economy continues to shrink the Treasury are looking for ways to prop up the disastrous GDP figures.  Now they think they have found the answer.

‘Writing government reports is a multi-million pound industry. I can’t imagine why we have never seen it before.  We need to to take a closer look at it and maybe privatise it so it can become more tax efficient’, said one insider.

For further information on the issue, please see pages 45-78, 182-209 and appendices IV through to VIII.

Dun Dunkin

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