Hitler historians agree with Boris

Leading historians have confirmed that Hitler was attempting to set up an organisation just like the EU. ‘I really should have read Mein Kampf before,’ said one leading authority on the Third Reich, ‘but it was written in bloody German.’ According to recent research Hitler was ‘very keen’ on a single European market, especially with the free movement across borders. ‘1939 was probably just an attempt to show that border controls weren’t needed, but maybe a little bit of frustration showing through,’ suggested one historian,

‘Health and Safety was a passion of Hitler,’ remarked another, ‘with the idea that all workers could be equally safe no matter which state they worked in.’ Another historian added, ‘and where do we start with Human Rights?’ All the historians agreed that Boris Johnson’s analysis of Hitler was ‘absolutely spot on, no idea how we missed it previously.’



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