Government website ‘will continue to publish recipes for disaster’

The government has dismissed suggestions that their website will no longer publish their various calamitous policies. A spokesman explained; ‘Junior doctor contracts, half-arsed prison reforms, Academy schools teaching bollocks without anyone noticing; the government has a proud tradition of ill-thought out policies and we will continue to publish them as a source of amusement to future historians.’

A number of brand new recipe went up on the Number 10 website this morning, advising ministers on cooking the books without ending up with egg on their face. ‘It’s ironic really…’ said a Downing Street source, because everyone I know has their own cook anyway.’

 

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