A mentally unstable and violent young woman has claimed on her Internet dating profile that she ‘just does not take life too seriously’. Emma Seadon, 28, from London further reveals that she loves to laugh, works hard but plays harder, loves to travel, enjoys going out but also staying in, and seeks a ‘partner in crime who is at least 5 ft 11’.
Seadon has recently been convicted on three counts of grievous bodily harm. She also continues to remain housebound under electronically tagged curfew. ‘My friends say I’m really down-to-earth and SO easy-going!’ she remarked after placing her cat in the microwave. She completed her profile by stating that she enjoys ‘long walks on the beach at sunset’, presumably to put an axe through your skull.