Isle of Wight man fails to see shocking internet video before it’s deleted

Barry Haines from Sandown, Isle of Wight, is reported to be ‘kicking himself’ that he failed to look at a shocking internet video before it was deleted. Now he is using his experience to warn other web users to ‘click now rather than later’.

‘I certainly meant to see it,’ he said. ‘Given that the still showed two pneumatic, leggy blondes in very tight cut-off jeans my mind was racing as to what kind of racy stuff there might be in the video proper. But like the fool I am, I sort of assumed it would always be there.’

When he did eventually click on the link Haines was distraught to find an Error 404 message saying that the video had already been deleted from the internet. ‘It even specifically said Isle of Wight men should look at this, so I have no-one to blame but myself,’ he said.

‘Ah well,’ he consoled himself, ‘there’s still plenty of pictures of funny cats out there and I suppose if I really want to see nudie pictures of girls, I can always ask at Simpson’s Newsagents if they have any back issues of Health and Efficiency.’

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2016 by

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