Chris Evans gives Corbyn lessons in resigning

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After a lacklustre performance, with support for his driving style ebbing away, Jeremy Corbyn is still refusing to resign. Despite landing his dream job as presenter of Top Gear Chris Evans has decided to ‘take one for the team’ and resign in order to ‘show Jeremy how to do the decent thing’. ‘Cameron resigned, I’ve resigned, even Farage has stepped down. How fashionable do we have to make it for Corbyn to take the bloody hint?’ Evans asked.

The Labour leader is under pressure after showing little enthusiasm for the EU remain campaign and for failing to tell a Vauxhall Nova from a Land Rover Defender in a spot quiz. ‘Frankly I could forgive the EU nonsense,’ said a union leader today, ‘but if he doesn’t know his car makers then we’re truly shafted.’

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2016 by

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