Sir Bradley Wiggins will set monetary policy and assume responsibility for managing and protecting Great Britain’s reserves of gold, it was announced today. The move comes after the cyclist’s medal success at Rio 2016, which has meant that his stocks of gold now exceed those of the Bank of England. [read...]
One of Britain’s elite policing units has failed to hit the target when it comes to looking stylish according to critics. Fashionistas have accused members of the Specialist Firearms Command of being caught in possession of dowdy uniforms. [read...]
A Hounslow woman won a gold medal in Rio yesterday in some event or other, nearly urged on to victory at home by husband Rob Johnson. As the svelte 22-year-old performed her warm-up stretches, Rob began some much needed limbering up of his own. [read...]
Now that Kevin Burgess’s Olympic dream has fizzled out, he has been forced to concede that his schoolmates were quite right to label him a saddo gayer. [read...]
