A homeless man has deeply regretted changing his profile picture on Facebook. Last week, Gary Peters, 37, from York, substituted a honeymoon photo with a drunken pub selfie. The seismic incident precipitated a chain of events, culminating in his ejection.
‘I didn’t know it was such a big deal,’ said Peters, after locating a bigger cardboard box outside an abandoned warehouse. ‘She’d changed the locks within hours of the update and warned me to never tag her again. I’ve been trying to rebuild the relationship by sharing ‘On This Day’ memory photos, but she never acknowledges by way of emoticon.’
‘If she deletes me from Facebook, then I guess it’s all over. The kids don’t seem to have taken sides, because they’re still sending me online game requests,’ he added, perusing takeaway options on his soup kitchen phone app. ‘Hang on a second, what about a Snapchat dick pic?’