With gags about ‘clitoris allsorts’, ‘Vulva estate cars’ and Grace Brothers asking for more ‘female ejaculations during staff meetings,’ the new series of Are You Being Served shows there’s a big appetite for vaginal humour, according to an accidentally leaked report from the BBC. It’s understood BBC executives were licking their lips at the prospect of a big surge in Sunday Night viewing figures thanks to the revival, although there are no plans to change the formula of Countryfile.
The report explained how the 1980’s sit com, with its coyness about female genitalia, needed drastic updating for 21st century tastes. ‘Nowadays family audiences have a much more sophisticated vocabulary. So out go jokes about pussies needing a lot of stroking and in come jokes about Urethra Franklin, a split in the labia party and hardy perineums.’ it said
According to the report there are now plans to update other sitcoms in the same way, with Love Your Neighbour revived to show the antics of racist cunts, It Ain’t Half Hot Mum developing a new theme involving incestuous cunts, and The Good Life depicting irritating cunts.
It’s understood ITV is planning to counter the BBC strategy with a new series of the Jim Davidson Show.