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BBC loses David Cameron
The most watched show on television, ‘David Cameron’, who is currently in his seventh season, will be leaving his ancestral homeland at the BBC for pastures new, it has emerged. [read...]
Daily Archives: September 13, 2016
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New fiver ‘wholly unsuitable’ as builders notepads
The National Federation of Builders has slammed the new £5 note which cannot be written on with one of those weird, flat, soft pencils. [read...]
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Every school to be a Grammar Academy
The Government has stated today that all schools will be Grammar schools, run by enthusiastic amateurs instead of teaching professionals. ‘The teaching profession has clearly proven it’s unable to adequately pander to our league table requirements, [read...]
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Wikileaks’ Assange ‘has a white cat he strokes evilly’ claims Clinton
Hillary Clinton has revealed that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings. [read...]