Roald Dahl to be posthumously bullied for Blue Peter Badge

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Much loved children’s author Roald Dahl is to be wedgied, teased and will probably lose his lunch money over the award of a gold Blue Peter Badge, it has emerged.

A much coveted accolade in the 60s and 70s, the badge later effectively became a homing device for schoolyard mafia types who used it to locate earnest owners and deliver them a swift punch to the Twits.

‘Thanks a bunch!’ hissed Mr Dahl, calling briefly from the afterlife to explain that he was currently hiding under a box in the gym as gangs of ethereal skinheads scoured the premises threatening to enter him ‘into a bloody sunflower competition’.

Towards the end of the call, only Mr Dahl’s breathing could be heard before the sound of sliding furniture and a gruff voice enquired ‘Can you write your way out of a kicking, you creative bastard?’

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2016 by

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