Britain leads medal table in Paralytics

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Britain has a strong chance of gaining another gold medal tonight in the final of the freestyle falling over, following success yesterday in the individual Punching A Random Passer-By and in the 100-yard spew.  The nation has also had success in the team events, with gold medals in both the Loud Discordant Singing and the Aggressive Racist Chanting, and the our Street Brawling team gaining a silver medal after seeing off competition from every other nation except the Ukrainians.

The contest has not been without controversy however, with allegations that some nations’ teams have been secretly drinking mineral water and also failing the urine test by not doing it in public.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2016 by

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