Following in a long line of militarily and diplomatically inept Prime Ministers, Theresa May now has the difficult decision as to which nation to send back to the Middle Ages; through the usual combination of Black Ops and the missionary position. David Cameron has already had his Libya and Tony Blair left his indelible sh$t stain throughout the Middle East, leaving Mrs May with a choice between an archipelago in the Pacific Ocean, Liechtenstein or Middlesbrough.
The UK has a glorious tradition of international meddling, annexing and sneakily painting countries pink on a map. Obviously there will be deciding factors in her choice of nation to obliterate – a) Is it a humanitarian crisis? b) Is there oil? and c) Will any white folks get injured?’
Previously British foreign policy has been influenced by which country the United States wanted to pick a fight with, but with a Trump presidency a possibility, that could refer to 90% of the UN. Mrs May will need to be selective with her indiscriminate butchery, her spokesman said: ‘The PM is determined to annihilate another nation…just as soon as she has finished with ours’.