Brobdingnag to get broadband ‘shortly’

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Brobdingnag Telecom has promised to roll out high speed brobdband to all Brobdingnagians by the end of 2019, three years later than planned.

‘There has been a massive delay in this important development,’ admitted a spokesgiant from OFBROB the country’s telecommunications regulator. ‘Our rivals Lilliput already have universal 50 Mpbs connections, putting this puny country miles ahead of us and allowing them to watch Teenyflix in sparkling 4K.’

However, BrobTel added that this because they only needed tiny routers and the distances between Lilliputian customers was very small. Meanwhile the country of the Houyhnhnms has suffered another episode of hacking, though a Yahoo spokesman denied responsibility then shat on a dead dog.

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Posted: Sep 28th, 2016 by

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