Government working on a way for world’s richest woman to get yacht

The Government has put Brexit negotiations on hold for the much more important problem of trying to resurrect the Royal Yacht Britannia. Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson summed up the issue; ‘The big puzzle is how on earth we can pay for it? How on Earth can a hugely wealthy woman obtain a yacht? If only we knew of a really wealthy family that could stump up the money for a royal yacht, but nope, nobody could think of one.’

The issue has become the number one talking point for British workers facing redundancy as a result of Brexit. ‘Yeah the plunging pound means I may lose my job’ said Barry Stoat, from Stoke,  ‘and my kids won’t be able to go and work abroad, but if the Queen has a luxury yacht, it will more than make up for it.’

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